MONSTER TRUCK

If this truck was in the Emilio Estevez blockbuster super-smash Maximum Overdrive Emilio would not have survived to see the credits.

GOLLY! DANA KUNZE

I'm not usually one for water sports (unless it involves a lot of urine), but gosh golly, Dana Kunze makes it look like any blacked-out jerk-off who walks out of The Avenue at 3pm could accidentally stumble over to the nearest SeaWorld and DESTROY THE HIGH DIVING WORLD RECORD. I bet his 'few months time preparation before-hand' involved lots of mudding, whistling, and peeing his own name in the Virginia dirt.

SUMMERTIME GIRLS

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