Sunday, July 11, 2010
THAT'S ITALIANO!
On a righteous quest for endless salad and breadsticks, our friend Marwan discovers that what he thought was an Olive Garden was actually the grave of metal legend Ronnie James Dio. Disappointed at first he made the best of it and paid his tributes. Seriously, Dio's grave looks like the patio at an Olive Garden designed by Frank Stallone. You'd expect swords, tigers, flames, shit...even rainbows, but a faux fresco of some uglies sitting on top of a grave literally 10 times bigger than his tiny, elfish corpse? But who am I to judge. Ronnie James changed the face of music with one of the most prolific careers in the genre so he can have a grave with whatever he wants.
shirt idea
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
MONSTER TRUCK

If this truck was in the Emilio Estevez blockbuster super-smash Maximum Overdrive Emilio would not have survived to see the credits.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
GOLLY! DANA KUNZE
I'm not usually one for water sports (unless it involves a lot of urine), but gosh golly, Dana Kunze makes it look like any blacked-out jerk-off who walks out of The Avenue at 3pm could accidentally stumble over to the nearest SeaWorld and DESTROY THE HIGH DIVING WORLD RECORD. I bet his 'few months time preparation before-hand' involved lots of mudding, whistling, and peeing his own name in the Virginia dirt.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
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